Sundar for Vice President
Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 11:37PM It would be such an honor to be Chuck Norris's running mate!
As a guy who always wanted to drive a Prius, but could never justify the added expense to the Mrs., I am as qualified as qualified can be, to understand the economic ramifications of environmental policies! As it so happens, in my non blogger life, I have come across the word "technology" and throw buzzwords like "solar", "efficiency", "silicon", "energy", just like my guru Chuck Norris throws high leg kicks. Talk of "ram"ifications!
Add to that my dual citizenship and the fact that I actuall won certificates three years in a row in the Geography Talent Test in my middle school (thank you shoebox!), I may actually know something about Foreign policy. Okay, okay, the previous sentence only implies that I know something about "foreign" and not anything about policy.
Did I mention that my dad worked for 40+ freaking years in the LIC (Life Insurance Corporation)? Yeah, the tallest building in Madras (Chennai) for the longest time... that corporation! If there is one other English word, other than "a" , "an" and "the" , that I have heard more often as a child, it is the word "policy"! That proves, beyond all doubt, that I know all about Policies.
That said, lets put two and two together and come up with 700 billion! I am qualified on foreign policy also.
What else does a vice presidential candidate need today? Governing experience!
Governing is all about taking other peoples money and spending it on yourself. It is true that as a grown up, I have spent only money I had to earn, the hard way. But wait, as a child, I did take whatever money that was gifted to me and converted them to firecrackers!
My mother would say "let's buy you some new clothes with that money". My father would say "enn da kaasa ippidi kari akkare?" (Why, you are literally burning money by buying firecrackers?) and a lot of other near and dears would give me many an option to spend the money in other ways (note ,as a true governor, I said "other ways", not "wisely").
The solid governer in me, walked up to the nearest fireworks store with the money! That settles it then. I also have experince in governing for many many years.
In the coming election, please vote for Chuck and Sundar!
The new slogan?
Change is Stale..
Rage is coming!
ps. Have been writing a post of "what ever happened to all that money?".. but it has got to wait for the weekend..
pps. When 9/11 happened people went and filed a case against Osama. Has anyone filed a case or at least a class action lawsuit against the B@$!@^#$ who took all that money? In the event some of it is recovered, I would like a portion put back into my 401k
ppps. I will eat my US passport in public if McCain/Palin win! Will videoblog it.
pppps. Will a US passport taste better when mixed with Sambar saadam, rasam saadam or thayir saadam?
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