Old enough is enough!!

Last week a colleague saw my screen saver and said "You guys have got to be doing something right. You are making really cute babies!".

Came home and shared the comment with the lady and she gave me "The Look"

Now that the context has been set, let me present:

Top ten signs that there won't be any more babies generated in an Indian Household...

First sign:

Her to Him : Aye, nee diaper maathu paa.. Nee dhan sooopera maathuviye! (Hi, you change the diaper. You do it so superbly!)

Him to Her : (after changing diaper on the living room floor) Idha kondu poi garbagela podu. (take this and put it in the Garbage)

Her : (!!!) why dont you put it?

Him : I am sitting on the ground. You are already standing up! Here, take it!! (and tosses heavy diaper to the Mrs.)

Second Sign :

Him : Are you working or are you surfing the internet ?
Her : Still working .. he he.. Why ?
Him : No power cord here..will come to the bed

this is a genuine gtalk conversation between a husband in the living room and the wife in the bedroom just after midnight!

Third Sign :

Him : I gave Jr. breakfast, made tea, and have been up a full hour before you woke up!
Her : Pallu thechchen, bathroom pOnen..innum edhavadhu irukka ? I gave the little one breakfast and that is a lot more difficult! (brushed your teeth, went to the bathroom, bring on the list, I gave...)
Him : Okay from tomorrow, you can get up an hour early and I will give the little one breakfast..
Her : Kizhichchai. Adhayum paakaren! (yeah right.. I would like to see that!)

this on a Saturday morning

Fourth sign :

Him : You look cuter by the day
Her : You have started yelling at me a lot, that too in front of others..
Him : I am sorry if I did. I won't do it again.
Her : don't lie. everything you said is a lie. (now, that would include the cuter by the day comment)

Now we are not talking about getting to any base, as mentioned in the official desi lovechart, we are talking about being thwarted at just plain entering the field!

Fifth sign :

Come on now... The fourth one alone was worth six!

Note : All standard disclaimers apply to this post. All special disclaimers also apply! Needless to say, everything in this post is "a lie"!

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